A little convoy action.

Just another day.

Cell phone Thingy

Matt and his cell phone thingy.

Blackhawk

Here i am on the way to work.

18 hours of drinking

Im sitting in the Dayton airport waiting for my flight to leave. I decided that im going to drink at least two beers an hour until I reach Iraq. so thats about 38 beers or something like that. Im too drunk to count right now.

But there is this white trash bar tender that keeps trying to sell me 3 dollar shots. im to the point where I want to punch her in the ovary.

Why cant I sleep?

Its 12:30 AM and something is keeping me awake. It took me a few minutes to figure out what it was. Something kept poking me in the face, getting in my mouth and crawling up my nose. It was the beard. I didnt even realize that it had gotten that long! If I pulled the hair on my chin straight up I could touch the tip of my nose with it! Alright, well I can do two things, sleep on my back, which I hate doing, or shave. Screw it, Im shaving. Here is the finished product.

I also noticed that Ive lost a lot of weight. That beard made me look chubby. I need to weigh myself, Im probably pretty close to my fighting weight. Oh yea, my face looks kind of weird, I have beard tan lines.

Its true.

Its true. Its just like a machine gun.

Seans wedding

This is a picture of Sean doing a keg stand right after he got married. I even held the tap for him...