Why cant I sleep?

Its 12:30 AM and something is keeping me awake. It took me a few minutes to figure out what it was. Something kept poking me in the face, getting in my mouth and crawling up my nose. It was the beard. I didnt even realize that it had gotten that long! If I pulled the hair on my chin straight up I could touch the tip of my nose with it! Alright, well I can do two things, sleep on my back, which I hate doing, or shave. Screw it, Im shaving. Here is the finished product.

I also noticed that Ive lost a lot of weight. That beard made me look chubby. I need to weigh myself, Im probably pretty close to my fighting weight. Oh yea, my face looks kind of weird, I have beard tan lines.

Its true.

Its true. Its just like a machine gun.

Seans wedding

This is a picture of Sean doing a keg stand right after he got married. I even held the tap for him...

Beer and midgets....

me: why do i keep getting double messages from you. this shits jacked up

chris.jones: Lol it is

me: go to the frig
get a beer
and describe it to me

chris.jones: lol get a beer?
hang on

me: yea,
haha ok
Sent at 9:50 PM on Sunday

chris.jones: It is light, crisp and refreshing

me: ohh yea

chris.jones: Just a hint of hops, and smooooth
check your gmail for related pic

me: ah man that sounds good. ok

chris.jones: And i'm wearing your shorts that you left over here
hahaha

me: what!
hahaha thats jacked up man
hahahahhhhh

chris.jones: haha they are amazing
except they dont have any pockets

me: hahaha isnt that my swim suit?

chris.jones: thats kinda bullshit

me: yea dude i have an issue with pockets
long story but it involves a midget and beer

chris.jones: an issue?

me: lots and lots of beer, and something about Spina bifida

chris.jones: wtf brad
lol

me: hahah
how cold is the beer? is it like ice cold? or is it just right... is the can sweating?
is it in a coozie? what kind of beer is it? bud light?
answer me dammit. you are toying with my emotions here

chris.jones: Its bud light
iceee cold
It was on the bottom of the fridge, no coozie, it'll be gone before it gets a chance to get cold
I really hope you arent getting too excited over this lol

me: hahah wow. i cant belive u were even thinking about that
Sent at 10:00 PM on Sunday

chris.jones: lol

me: hahahahah

The small things

It gets kind of hectic over here some times. Work is plentiful and it gets stressful some times. You never get enough sleep. And you just want to go on vacation for a little bit. We are limited in the places we can go so we have to make our own vacation. This is Dutch and I enjoying a Cuban Cohiba cigar. We sat around for a while talking about family, friends, old pets, and past girlfriends. Its nice to do this every once in a while. It makes this perpetual ground hog day go by just a little bit faster.